Jul 20

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Here’s a DDOJ to help lighten up the hump-day blues. Happy Wednesday!

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Tired of all the Jesus posts on facebook? This is a new series called DDOJ (Daily Doses of Jesus).

Each video will be a status I see on facebook, and a request for how you would respond in the comments.

Note: I will not be posting a new video every day. The word “Daily” refers to the fact that my friends post this stuff on their facebook statuses every day.

Artiss YouTube Embed: The YouTube ID of rPprDWLURfg is invalid.

Here’s a DDOJ to help lighten up the hump-day blues. Happy Wednesday!

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Tired of all the Jesus posts on facebook? This is a new series called DDOJ (Daily Doses of Jesus).

Each video will be a status I see on facebook, and a request for how you would respond in the comments.

Note: I will not be posting a new video every day. The word “Daily” refers to the fact that my friends post this stuff on their facebook statuses every day.

Transcript:

Welcome to the third installment of DDOJ – Meaning Daily Doses of Jesus – the series where I solicit the best responses for Obnoxious or just plain crazy religious posts that I see on facebook in an effort to plant seeds of doubt that help cure our Christian friends and relatives of their faith.

Today’s DDOJ made me laugh my tail off. Not only the post itself, but the comments it received are priceless. Let’s get started.

Read Aloud…

This person immediately followed up with her own comment…

Read Aloud…

Her Husband chimed in with some support…

Read Aloud…

In the next few comments, her friends really start to show their true colors. Warning: reading the rest of these comments will make you dumber.

Friend 1:

Read Aloud…

Friend 2:

Read Aloud…

I don’t think this thread should be dignified with a comment. But nevermind that – what would you say?

How about:
Wow, God knows where your keys are but he won’t tell you? He sounds like a real Dick!

Too inflammatory – too easy to argue against. How about this.

You guys sure pray a lot. Now that you can see that it doesn’t actually do anything, maybe you should spend your time doing something more productive – like defining and executing on a strategy for putting your keys in a standard location that is out of the reach of your kids.


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