Jul 10

DDOJ-2: Jesus Facebook Posts – Your Own Personal Jesus

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Another DDOJ

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Tired of all the Jesus posts on facebook? This is a new series called DDOJ (Daily Doses of Jesus).

Each video will be a status I see on facebook, and a request for how you would respond in the comments.

Note: I will not be posting a new video every day. The word “Daily” refers to the fact that my friends post this stuff on their facebook statuses every day.

Transcript:
Welcome to the second installment of DDOJ – Meaning Daily Doses of Jesus – the series where I solicit the best responses for obnoxious or just plain crazy religious posts that I see on facebook in an effort to plant seeds of doubt that help cure our Christian friends and relatives of their faith.

I would categorize today’s DDOJ as just plain crazy. I’ll read it aloud.

How should I respond? Perhaps this?

I’m glad to see that you are enjoying your religion hobby, but I’d like to offer one piece of advice since I care about you. We all have crazy thoughts that come to mind, but we tend to keep them to ourselves. You are embarrassing yourself. PLEASE – stop broadcasting your quirks!

Nah, I think she’ll like that too much – the crazier the better when it comes to faith.

Perhaps this?

Great, the promise land! You better sharpen your sword and get ready to slaughter all those Canaanite men women and children! Remember to save the virgins for yourself but destroy all the livestock – lest the Lord become angry with you.